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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 00:50:16    

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est ce que le nombre de cretins est proportionnel a la taille du pays? :??:


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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 00:50:16   

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 01:03:28    

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Feb. 11, 2003
 
Jacques Chirac, primier of France, has agreed to send several thousand French troops to Iraq to assist Saddam's army with surrender techniques. "If there is one country that has made a habit of giving up, it's France" quipped one of Saddam's ambassadors who wanted to remain annonymous.
 
The French force will consist of mostly officers who have never felt the sting of battle and a few hangers on from various past French military humiliations.
 
"We hope the Germans don't shoot at us during our training" said a French officer adding "We're tired of the Germans"


 
:D pas mal ce topic


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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 01:06:08    

LeKeiser a écrit :

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est ce que le nombre de cretins est proportionnel a la taille du pays? :??:


 
 :lol:  :lol: moi en tout cas ca me fait bien rigoler

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 01:09:16    

The War of Greenpeace ? Lost.
 French Secret Service (ponder that one) bravely blew up an unarmed Greenpeace ship in Auckland Harbour in 1983 and bravely killed unarmed people doing so, thereby commencing hostilities, ?the attack catapulted Greenpeace to the international spotlight, boosting its popularity and presence to record levels. The incident gave Greenpeace worldwide publicity and brought it a deluge of new members. Lloyd Cutler, former White House counsel to President Jimmy Carter, negotiated an $8 million settlement from the French Government.?

 
 [:darkmavis]

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 01:13:38    

So, after 58 years, the French have decided that they prefer Vichy after all. It's hardly surprising. When the Vichy regime was in power, one could pretty much do what one wanted when it came to those troublesome Jews. Yes, there were shortages and lots of Germans around, but that's not much different from the present. Plus, just like today, the truly intellectual could take pride in the notion that they were part of something larger than a piddling little nation state. And really, "Libert�, �galit�, fraternit�!" is just so passe. Vichy knew that too, which is why they were replaced with Travail (work), Famille (family), and Patrie (fatherland).
 
Not that those are any better. The modern Vichian motto might as well be ignorez, retarde, apaisez. Ignore, delay and appease describe the French character as well as anything else, excepts perhaps "Unions, Vacations and Occasional Showers!".
 
You can hardly blame the French. France is example number one when comes to natural selection of a nation's character.
 
(A history of the French Military Escapades)
 
Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
 
Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."
 
Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
 
Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
 
Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
 
War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
 
The Dutch War - Tied
 
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
 
War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
 
American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
 
French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. [:schumacher]  
 
The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
 
The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
 
World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
 
World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
 
War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
 
Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
 
War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
 
Let's face it. When it comes to war, France gets rolled more often than a Parisian prostitute with a visible mustache. They've been beaten so many times there's no fight left in them.
 
credit: Silfray Hraka
 
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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 01:14:08    

just reminding any French people who are reading this...it's (mostly) a joke.
 
sinon que le nombre de cretin soit proportionnel à la taille est une certitude, il y a autant d'antiamericanisme primaire en france :o

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 01:17:04    

I laugh myself to sleep thinking about how pathetic the French are
 
Le pire c'est qu'il ne se rend même pas compte de la connerie qu'il faut avoir pour en arriver à écrir cela  :pfff:  
Manichéen powwoaa.

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 01:28:40    

http://www.icronticforums.com/atta [...] tid=454208
 
 :lol:


Message édité par yopyopyop le 15-02-2003 à 01:29:11
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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 01:56:26    

pti vampire a écrit :

just reminding any French people who are reading this...it's (mostly) a joke.
 
sinon que le nombre de cretin soit proportionnel à la taille est une certitude, il y a autant d'antiamericanisme primaire en france :o


 
Oui mais en général ici, les imbéciles ont un peu moins la parole, il préfère garder leur opinion pour eux...  :D .

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 02:43:06    

rotoutou a écrit :

Citation :

Feb. 11, 2003
 
Jacques Chirac, primier of France, has agreed to send several thousand French troops to Iraq to assist Saddam's army with surrender techniques. "If there is one country that has made a habit of giving up, it's France" quipped one of Saddam's ambassadors who wanted to remain annonymous.
 
The French force will consist of mostly officers who have never felt the sting of battle and a few hangers on from various past French military humiliations.
 
"We hope the Germans don't shoot at us during our training" said a French officer adding "We're tired of the Germans"


 
:D pas mal ce topic

:sarcastic: en tout cas leurs marines si invincibles ils en chient qd ils s'entraînent avec la légion en guyane :sarcastic:


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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 02:43:06   

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 09:54:22    

rotoutou a écrit :

Citation :

Feb. 11, 2003
 
Jacques Chirac, primier of France, has agreed to send several thousand French troops to Iraq to assist Saddam's army with surrender techniques. "If there is one country that has made a habit of giving up, it's France" quipped one of Saddam's ambassadors who wanted to remain annonymous.
 
The French force will consist of mostly officers who have never felt the sting of battle and a few hangers on from various past French military humiliations.
 
"We hope the Germans don't shoot at us during our training" said a French officer adding "We're tired of the Germans"


 
:D pas mal ce topic

+1 ce que je me marre las bas [:rofl]

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 10:01:05    

pti vampire a écrit :

just reminding any French people who are reading this...it's (mostly) a joke.
 
sinon que le nombre de cretin soit proportionnel à la taille est une certitude, il y a autant d'antiamericanisme primaire en france :o


 
c'est vraie on peut rire de tout mais pas avec n'importe qui :o

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 13:16:58    

panzer : [:fifiz]

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 13:44:35    

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Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.


 [:rofl]

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 14:10:23    

mdr :lol:


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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 14:23:31    

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c est obligé de speaker le briton ici?
 
 
 
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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 15:04:06    

En_Sabah_Nur a écrit :

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c est obligé de speaker le briton ici?
 
 
 
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cpatrèmalin :o

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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 15:11:43    

joce a écrit :

cpatrèmalin :o

j avais pas vu la photo kan j ai posté :o  
mais bon, c xamoth hein :o


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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 22:52:33    

LeKeiser a écrit :

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est ce que le nombre de cretins est proportionnel a la taille du pays? :??:


 
oui !


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Marsh Posté le 15-02-2003 à 23:05:14    

on confirme le nombre de cretin est proportionnel a la population du pays.
 
sinon inutile de se rabaisser a leur niveau

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