Bon vu le peu de reply qu'il y a eu sur l'autre tomic, j'en ai creee spercialement pour ce site :
 
http://www.birdman.org/
 
Absolument kultissime.
En voici un petit extrait pour le plaisir !
 
The ShotCaller2000 gives you the ability for extreme long-range target acquisition without the dangers associated with crossfire civilian casualties.
 
Unfavorable environmental conditions (wind, rain, architecture, etc) can affect the ability for acquiring your target at certain distances.  The ShotCaller2000 eliminates the "last resort" need for the police sniper and relieves the undercover officer from having to infiltrate a dangerous situation just to guarantee results.  
 
ShotCaller2000 Scenarios:
 
HOSTAGE SITUATION:    You are faced with a no-win hostage situation and the clock is ticking!   You now wish to supply a direct line to the criminal holding the hostages.   You send him in the ShotCaller2000 which appears to be a normal everyday telephone.   But in reality it's an electronically-programmable, hand-held, single-shot, 9mm   weapon.  You call the ShotCaller2000 with your "normal" phone.   The unsuspecting criminal picks up and answers the ShotCaller2000 saying, "Hey, man! ...If I don't see my helicopter and my money I start sending bodies out one-by-one!".  You calmly punch in your pre-programmed 3-digit code and BLAM! ....Problem Solved!
 
CHEATING SPOUSE:  Tired of the spouse's little "secret encounters"?   Give him/her the ShotCaller2000 as a birthday present!  Next time the spouse is out late with their new honey, just make a call to the ShotCaller2000.  Punch in your pre-programmed, 3-digit code and BLAM! ....Problem Solved!
 
TERMINATED EMPLOYEE:  Have you been fired recently by a idiotic boss?  Mail him a ShotCaller2000 in a "plain brown wrapper" with a phone number attached.  When your phone rings and it's your ex-boss on the other end saying, "What's this all about?" simply reply, "Your REALLY fired!" and punch in your pre-programmed 3-digit code and BLAM! ...problem solved!
 

 
 
 
 
     

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J'ose meme pas imaginer le nombre de mail qu'ils doivent recevoir de la part de bouzeux ricains prenant ca au serieux  

c abusé

Houla ! a écrit a écrit : J'ose meme pas imaginer le nombre de mail qu'ils doivent recevoir de la part de bouzeux ricains prenant ca au serieux

 
 
C'est clair j'imagine des trucs du style:
" est ce que je peu utiliser Nuke50 MicroNuclear dans d'autres pays ?"
 
 
"Serait il possible d'acheter uniquement le plan de construction du JADED.50"
 
 
"est ce que l'on peu recharger le Mountain Dew shootgun avec des cannettes de biere?"
 

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@coco@ a écrit a écrit : c abusé

 
Pkoi    
T'as pas pris ça au serieux au moins ?